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Out Running the Hands of Time...

Welcome to the Official Old Farts Web Site!

RACE UPDATES: Please take every precaution that you can, your health, safety and well being of you and those around you are a major concern these days. Please cough, sneeze, spew inside your shirt or into your sleeve and not on others. If you suspect that yur hands are dirty...wash them, give air high fives. Wear a mask if you think you are going to be around air borne contaminants. Wear a mask if you can't keep your hands away from touching yur face. Don't let the germs get into your mouth...stop chewing your finger and toe nails. The average person touches their face 16 times an hour.

We understand the concerns of social distancing and to wear a mask or not and gloves so we will leave those up to you to decide wheather or not to run this year. If you had pre-registered and would like a full refund just send Coach Dan an email at coachdroski@aim.com and we will send back your registration in the mail. Thanks for all your support.

2021 Race Line up: subject to change depending upon Covid-19.. Beat the Grandma 5K on Sat. June 19, 2021, The T-REX and the WIMPY WILL BE RUN ON Saturday July 3rd, 2021 , The Inclinator will be run on Sat. July 10th and the Mummy has not yet been cleared by the dnr...Due to Covid-19 we probably will not be manning the aid station....please be prepared by bringing your own water and snacks. 


OK all you Old Timers and Youngsters...come run in some Old Fart Events...but do not think that because we are the Old Farts that any of our events are a push over! We have the the challenge known as "The Mummy"  that is so scary tough that it make even the toughest of Grandpa's teeth rattle!!!....so be afraid...be very afraid!!!

Not to scare you off but most runners come from out of state because they don't know any better. We hope you can come and run in anyone of our great races in the upcoming season. We also encourage you to become an Official Old Fart Club Member so that you can receive a $5.00 race discount on all the Old Fart Races. So come on out and experience any one of our great races and we will guarrantee you that you will never forget the race you run because they are so much fun. Great Aid Station worker, challenging courses and great swag!

It does not matter on the AGE that you are but upon the effort that you give...If I could have done it all over again, I would have encouraged more, seeked the impossible, and would have been trying to do what others  thought I could not have done a lot more often... 

OLD FART MISSION STATEMENT: We the willing, led by the unknowning, are doing the impossible for the sometimes ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing, for nothing.

2021 Season Calendar:

June 19, 2020: Beat the Grandma 5k- at Union High School..9 a.m. start

July 3, 2021: T-Rex Ten Miler and Wimpy Fun Run..and spped raffle!...8 a.m. start at open shelther at Fallasburg Park

July 10, 2021: The Inclinator 36/50/75/100 flights of the Stairway to Heaven..flex start time between 7-10 a.m. must finish by 2 p.m.


We are here to challenge you, to encourage you, and to give you that pat on the back that you never got when you were trying to do the things that you could have done all along if you just had had that somebody tell you that you can do this. The rising tide raises all boats...so come out and experience a fun race that will challenge that inner spirit and give you a sense of accomplishment like you never experienced before.

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Email us for any club membership questions, only $5 bucks to join for a year...print off the sign up form and mail it in today  to  become an Official Old Fart Running Club Member!!! AS A MEMBER you will not only become an Official Old Fart and get a certificate to PROVE IT...but you will also receive a one year membership card with your card # on it and it will be good for one year for $5.00 bucks off any Old Fart Sponsored Road Race as an official member...thats a savings of over $20.00 off the road races that we host! So don't delay, become an official Old Fart today!

$5.00 discount applies to all club races...the Beat the Grandma 5K, the Old Farts Mummy Marathon and Half Marathon, The Wild West 50K, the T-Rex Trail Ten Miler, and the Inclinator... so don't delay...become an Official Old Fart Today!

Already a member?...don't let your membership "run out", just $5.00 bucks to renew an entire exciting season of racing discounts.

Today is the day that you change the way you think...and we change the way that you train...



40 years old= 14,610 days....50 years old= 18,263 days...60 years old= 21,915 days